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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:50 am    Post subject: The Propsummit Joke Section Reply with quote

Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

So this bear walks into a bar.

The bear says, "I'll have……………………………………………………………………………………………………… a beer."

The bartender says, "Hey bear, why the big pause?"
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doctor- “I’ve got good news and bad news.

“Take one of these pills every day for the rest of your life and all your symptoms will disappear.”

Man- “That’s great! But I see there are only three pills in this bottle.”

Doctor- “Yeah, well... I was getting to the bad news.”
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys hear about that duck with an addiction problem?

He likes to smoke quack.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I laughed, I cried 'till I stopped

"A termite walks into a bar and says: "Is the bar tender?"
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Three pieces of string went to a bar.

The first piece of string walks in. The bartender looks at him and says, "excuse me Sir, aren't you a piece of string?"
The first piece of string replies, "why yes ... yes, I am."
"I'm sorry Sir," says the bartender, "but we don't serve pieces of string here."

So the first piece of string walks out, and the second piece of string walks into the bar.

The bartender looks at the second piece of string and says, "excuse me Sir, aren't you a piece of string?"
The second piece of string says, "I am."
So the bartender says, "I'm sorry Sir, but we don't serve pieces of string here."

So the second piece of string walks out, and the third piece of string enters.

The bartender looks at the third piece of string and says, "excuse me Sir, aren't you a piece of string?"
The third piece of string says, "why ... no, I'm a frayed knot."
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Girlfriend says, "Is that a blaster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol! Keep 'em coming, guys!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The moon landings were faked..

But the director was such a perfectionist that he demanded they be filmed on location.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was feeling very lonely so I bought some shares..

It's nice to have a bit of company.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What kind of tea can be hard to swallow?

Reali-tea.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My computer said I had to change my password, so I entered “beefstew..”

My computer said, “Sorry, password not stroganoff.”
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't know if this is a scam but I just received a text saying I'd won $250 cash or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute night.

It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FinStaff is on a roll Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

joberg wrote:
FinStaff is on a roll Laughing Laughing


Hahaha! There's more where that came from, just to cheer up everyone.
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