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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:50 am    Post subject: The Propsummit Joke Section Reply with quote

Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

So this bear walks into a bar.

The bear says, "I'll have……………………………………………………………………………………………………… a beer."

The bartender says, "Hey bear, why the big pause?"
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doctor- “I’ve got good news and bad news.

“Take one of these pills every day for the rest of your life and all your symptoms will disappear.”

Man- “That’s great! But I see there are only three pills in this bottle.”

Doctor- “Yeah, well... I was getting to the bad news.”
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys hear about that duck with an addiction problem?

He likes to smoke quack.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I laughed, I cried 'till I stopped

"A termite walks into a bar and says: "Is the bar tender?"
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